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Post by Fascist on Aug 6, 2009 22:38:45 GMT -7
Hey, I'm Lance Edwards. I've been a prisoner in Gibson Gaol from the day it was opened. I was actually the very first criminal admitted into Gibson Gaol, and well, I've made a name for myself. And that name isn't something I can brag about, because I'm the jail house bitch. Anyway, I guess you're a criminal too, here because you've done some really bad shit and the World Law System has led you here. It was a real great idea when they first brought Gibson Gaol to life, but since coming on the inside, life's been Hell for every inmate. We come from all over the world. I'm from England, Fat Lenny's from America, Balthazar's from Alaska. But here we all are, in the sweltering desert of Australia, baking like potatoes, and being forced into slave labour, basically. Yeah, Gibson is a modern day convict prison. And all us inmates, we're oil miners during the day. What a joyous life we lead. Let us all rejoice the Karma Police!
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